Retirement... Deportation Style

Congratulations! You've made it over the boarder (illegally) and you made it just in time to enjoy our governments protections that you don't pay for! Uh oh... you just got caught (hopefully because of the new Arizona Law that the majority of Americans agree with). Crud now you're going to be deported. But that's ok now. See now the hard working American money is going to be going to providing you with Bingo nights, continental breakfast, cooking and dance lessons!
Could this get any more ridiculous? On top of all of the above mentioned "improvements" they're making another 24 to help with the horrible time that these ILLEGALS are going through, on our tax dollars might I add. Including allowing up to 12 hours for visitors and allowing "low risk" detainees to have free movement. Seriously? American prisoners aren't treated even close to this good and they live here legally.
When I first heard this I could only roll my eyes. My next thought was, jeeze this is better than retirement! These people come over into our country illegally, take our jobs, get caught, and then what happens? They get sent to a place where they don't have to pay, have continental breakfasts, get free lessons, and a comfortable place to stay, and they don't have to put any money away to get it.
Not only is this administration basically inviting illegals to come into the country, but now they're making it almost better for them to get caught. But hey, it's fine, it's not like they're committing crimes while they're here or anything, they're "low risk" ... oh wait... them BEING here is a crime.